Quote #18457
‘Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and...
Quote #4659
Very little is needed to make a happy life.
Quote #21777
Bed is the poor man’s opera.
Quote #3975
Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
Quote #24350
Nothing ever gets anywhere. The earth keeps turning round and round and gets nowhere....
Quote #17624
He who limps is still walking.
Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #30713
Thank goodness I was never sent to school it would have rubbed off some...
Quote #21041
Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective an awareness that some things are...
Quote #10850
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline....