Quote #34784
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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Patience is the companion of wisdom.
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Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow.
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When a friend is in trouble, don’t annoy him by asking if there is...
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It is the person who is blind to what goes on around him that...
Quote #5039
We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture...
Quote #3088
Autobiography is an unrivalled vehicle for telling the truth about other people.
Quote #9228
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
Quote #22393
If an idea’s worth having once, it’s worth having twice.
Quote #11794
I do not propose to write an ode to dejection, but to brag as...