Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #19824
Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one.
Quote #30621
If we get our information from the biblical material there is no doubt that...
Quote #27252
So long as man remains free he strives for nothing so incessantly and so...
Quote #20051
You should hammer your iron when it is glowing hot.
Quote #24049
With true friends…even water drunk together is sweet enough.
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Life is islands of ecstasy in an ocean of ennui, and after the age...
Quote #19736
Tracy I swore 37 times in the last month. I said the ‘f-word’ a...
Quote #31118
So little done, so much to do.
Quote #17759
Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.