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Don’t be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die...
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There is no other way of guarding oneself against flattery than by letting men...
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If you look good and dress well, you don’t need a purpose in life.
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The more laws and order are made prominent,The more thieves and robbers there will...
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I prefer to be a dreamer among the humblest, with visions to be realized,...
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Someone asked Sophocles, How do you feel now about sex Are you able to...
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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A fool cannot be protected from his folly. If you attempt to do so,...
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Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up...
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The reputation of a thousand years may be determined by the conduct of one...