Quote #346
I was born because my mother needed a fourth for meals.
Quote #16362
Conscience in most men, is but the anticipation of the opinions of others.
Quote #7503
Opinion is ultimately determined by the feelings, and not by the intellect.
Quote #11032
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Quote #9720
People who count their chickens before they are hatched, act very wisely, because chickens...
Quote #20602
It is with narrow-souled people as with narrow necked bottles the less they have...
Quote #29229
There are still some people who think that we have Stalin to thank for...
Quote #24740
For not many men, the proverb saith, can love a friend whom fortune prospereth...
Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #21144
The time to reapir the roof is when the sun is shining.