Quote #25923
An actor’s a guy who, if you ain’t talking about him ain’t listening.
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Mothers are a biological necessity; fathers are a social invention.
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The Stone Age came to an end not for a lack of stone, and...
Quote #377
Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.
Quote #10337
Fallacies do not cease to be fallacies because they become fashions.
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Though a man be wise it is no shame for him to live and...
Quote #27035
How can anyone govern a nation that has 246 different kinds of cheese
Quote #26889
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
Quote #2192
This life is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an...
Quote #22838
A student is not a professional athlete. … He is not a little politician...