Quote #33813
What we call ‘Progress’ is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #7637
Grow old along with me the best is yet to be.
Quote #23700
Follow your inclinations with due regard to the policeman round the corner.
Quote #8378
Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?
Quote #19753
The very spring and root of honesty and virtue lie in good education.
Quote #1867
Grub first, then ethics.
Quote #3993
You keep changin? the rules and I can?t play the game. I can?t take...
Quote #17817
If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be–a christian.
Quote #12585
Man can live far from God — not outside God. God is wherever we...