Quote #26413
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
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If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
Quote #8329
It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other...
Quote #14294
Let the word go forth from this time and place, to friend and foe...
Quote #17521
There’s one good kind of writer — a dead one.
Quote #26992
It has been my experience that one cannot, in any shape or form, depend...
Quote #10161
When you live in Texas, every single time you see snow it?s magical.
Quote #9383
Language is the picture and counterpart of thought.
Quote #30220
The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference...
Quote #31625
Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is...