Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #17262
I don’t believe one grows older. I think that what happens early on in...
Quote #9235
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their...
Quote #30221
A good man often appears gauche simply because he does not take advantage of...
Quote #15543
We would frequently be ashamed of our good deeds if people saw all of...
Quote #17790
When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat.
Quote #16791
Few people think more than two or three times a year I have made...
Quote #18861
Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion.
Quote #2673
The optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and the...
Quote #5956
The world is now too small for anything but brotherhood.