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Men in earnest have no time to waste In patching fig-leaves for the naked...
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Blade There are worse things out tonight than vampires. Dr. Karen Jenson Like what...
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick — not...
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I have found you an argument: but I am not obliged to find you...
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The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the...
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Society has always seemed to demand a little more from human beings than it...
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A politician thinks of the next election; a statesman of the next generation.
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A cold needs the cook as much as the doctor.
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There are two things in particular that it failed to foresee:...
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A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...