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I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
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Never get a mime talking. He won’t stop.
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Happiness is not a goal it is a by-product.
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To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
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Scientists are the easiest to fool. They think in straight, predictable, directable, and therefore...
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Reports that say that something hasn’t happened are always interesting to me, because as...
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Oh! dear; I was so miserable! I am sure I must have been as...
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If the painter works directly from nature, he ultimately looks for nothing but momentary...
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There is only one way to hurt someone who has lost everything — give...
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‘Tis pleasant, sure, to see one’s name in print. A book’s a book, although...