Quote #25256
Here’s a rule I recommend Never practice two vices at once.
Quote #2844
I have the true feeling of myself only when I am unbearably unhappy.
Quote #742
There are tones of voices that mean more than words.
Quote #14137
In a full heart there is room for everything, and in an empty heart...
Quote #27524
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Quote #27365
A man of a right spirit is not a man of narrow and private...
Quote #3826
Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will...
Quote #10763
The first rule to tinkering is to save all the parts.
Quote #2005
For flavor, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and...
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...