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Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, ‘I think...
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Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
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‘Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.’ Under the influence of...
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Work is the true elixir of life. The busiest man is the happiest man.
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Some of us just go along . . . until that marvelous day people...
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I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
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I consider it useless and tedious to represent what exists, because nothing that exists...
Quote #8743
I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.