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The purpose of life is the expansion of happiness.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are...
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It is the great privilege of poverty to be happy and yet unenvied, to...
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A process cannot be understood by stopping it. Understanding must move with the flow...
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There is many a good man to be found under a shabby hat.
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We often choose a friend as we do a mistress — for no particular...
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We arrive at the truth, not by the reason only, but also by the...
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We do not know what we want and yet we are responsible for what...
Quote #7243
The pleasures which we most rarely experience give us the greatest delight.