Quote #23523
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
Quote #33859
Cheese – milk’s leap toward immortality.
Quote #11570
Men want the same thing from women and their underwear: support, comfort, and freedom.
Quote #11715
The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one...
Quote #6365
Since you are like no other being ever created since the beginning of time,...
Quote #6978
To be content with what one has is the greatest and truest of riches.
Quote #7964
I hate middle age. Too young for the bowling green, too old for Ecstasy.
Quote #15623
Peace may cost as much as war, but it is a better buy.
Quote #6404
There is a particular disdain with which Siamese cats regard you. Anyone who has...
Quote #34147
When we got into office, the thing that surprised me the most was that...