Quote #5616
The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more...
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The quality of our thoughts is bordered on all sides by our facility with...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Truly, to tell lies is not honorable but when the truth entails tremendous ruin,...
Quote #9410
Religion is the opiate of the masses.
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It is not easy for men to rise whose qualities are thwarted by poverty.
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Patience and perserverence have a magical effect before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish.
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
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Actual aristocracy cannot be abolished by any law all the law can do is...
Quote #13040
I will charge thee nothing but the promise that thee will help the next...