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In order to fully realize how bad a popular play can be, it is...
Quote #15993
Vanity makes us do more things against inclination than reason.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #30939
When the mouse laughs at the cat there is a hole nearby.
Quote #14099
It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
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Humor is a rubber sword – it allows you to make a point without...
Quote #3057
One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the...
Quote #17737
It is an error to imagine that evolution signifies a constant tendency to increased...
Quote #1821
The average trade book has a shelf life of between milk and yogurt, except...
Quote #19027
I will persist until I succeed. Always will I take another step. If that...