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Never trust the man who tells you all his troubles but keeps from you...
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Michael Bolton Yeah, well at least your name isn’t Michael Bolton. Samir You know...
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Children are entitled to their otherness, as anyone is and when we reach them,...
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There is no free lunch.
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Pain is inevitable; suffering is optional.
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According to classical aerodynamics, it is impossible for a bumblebee to fly.
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By listening to his language of his locality the poet begins to learn his...