Quote #10925
Who is better, they who promote truth over happiness, or happiness over truth?
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Men want the same thing from women that they want from their underwear… a...
Quote #12165
So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now.
Quote #11665
the tragedy of life is not that we die, but is rather, what dies...
Quote #20901
I have not slept one wink.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when...
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In Louisiana we don’t bet on football games … We bet on whether a...
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I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of...
Quote #15041
If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because...
Quote #32468
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.