Quote #11555
The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
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Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
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Children should be educated and instructed in the principles of freedom.
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Lack of money is the root of all evil.
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Even a stopped clock is right two times a day.
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…probably the greatest concentration of talent and genius in this house except for perhaps...
Quote #21035
If the radiance of a thousand sunsWere to burst at once into the skyThat...
Quote #407
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Quote #7321
Dangerous is wrath concealed. Hatred proclaimed doth lose its chance of wreaking vengeance.
Quote #22776
The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that...