Quote #34417
Words have a longer life than deeds.
Quote #23174
Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom.
Quote #19751
An old doting fool, with one foot already in the grave.
Quote #32642
Do well and you will have no need for ancestors.
Quote #33763
Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
Quote #29785
We don’t love qualities, we love persons sometimes by reason of their defects as...
Quote #34283
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #12290
I opened the window and my heart. The sun flooded my house and love...
Quote #30049
Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.
Quote #3213
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a...