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God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...
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It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
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Seek not to follow in the footsteps of men of old; seek what they...
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The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions that I...
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A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that’s lost–he...
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…probably the greatest concentration of talent and genius in this house except for perhaps...
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What is objectionable, what is dangerous, about extremists is not that they are extreme,...
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The people who think Tiny Tim is strange are the same ones who think...
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Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open...
Quote #15021
Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.