Quote #7196
Man has six organs to serve him and he is master only of three....
Quote #12628
So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause.
Quote #27531
I’ve never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.
Quote #862
May you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows your dead
Quote #24339
Let us go singing as far as we go the road will be less...
Quote #25450
Ours is the age of substitutes instead of language, we have jargon instead of...
Quote #8259
People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.
Quote #18232
Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those...
Quote #14565
I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
Quote #33752
Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through...