Quote #12333
Statistics are like a drunk with a lampost: used more for support than illumination.
Quote #27256
Oh, if only I did nothing simply as a result of laziness.
Quote #33196
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Quote #16857
Is not marriage an open question, when it is alleged, from the beginning of...
Quote #34200
Affectation is a very good word when someone does not wish to confess to...
Quote #13814
If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because...
Quote #6203
Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who...
Quote #4784
Do definite good; first of all to yourself, then to definite persons.
Quote #27939
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
Quote #2758
To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be...