Quote #20593
Wit is the lowest form of humor.
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I’m going to a special place when I die, but I want to make...
Quote #24770
Contemplate thy powers, contemplate thy wants and thy connections so shalt thou discover the...
Quote #25151
Everybody likes to go their own way–to choose their own time and manner of...
Quote #21729
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to...
Quote #6227
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless...
Quote #19606
Al Czervik Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid.
Quote #18750
A little Madness in the Spring Is wholesome even for the King.
Quote #6183
When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
Quote #13521
If you believe everything you read, better not read.