Quote #28249
Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so...
Quote #25094
Though defensive violence will always be ‘a sad necessity’ in the eyes of men...
Quote #7034
Jealousy feeds upon suspicion, and it turns into fury or it ends as soon...
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #32884
Life is always a tightrope or a feather bed. Give me the tightrope.
Quote #5514
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
Quote #8855
Becuase I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me The carriage...
Quote #33591
A place for everything and everything in its place.
Quote #27230
You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55.
Quote #19767
There is a budding morrow in midnight.