Quote #7881
One of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you...
Quote #34043
They’re slobbery and they’re whiney and they look at you just like they could...
Quote #17081
I know some good marriages — marriages where both people are just trying to...
Quote #25508
He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.
Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Quote #9741
Blessedness is not the reward of virtue, but virtue itself; neither do we rejoice...
Quote #3387
Nothing ever is done in this world until men are prepared to kill one...
Quote #6216
Do not smoke without asking permission or sit so near (as in a train)...
Quote #12039
A life spent making mistakes is not only most honorable but more useful than...
Quote #14676
The person who has lived the most is not the one with the most...