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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought—particularly...
Quote #15733
I believe that whoever tries to think things through honestly will soon recognize how...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #30744
We are in favor of tolerance, but it is a very difficult thing to...
Quote #816
Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it.
Quote #5231
To be nobody but yourself, in a world which is doing its best, night...
Quote #32151
The sole meaning of life is to serve humanity.
Quote #30667
Money mad. My wife says I spend money like a drunken sailor. Wonder what...
Quote #6776
America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.
Quote #28761
England expects that every man will do his duty.