Quote #29271
You can’t win at everything, but you can laugh at everything.
Quote #33454
If you make it plain you like people, it’s hard for them to resist...
Quote #15441
For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.
Quote #6229
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
Quote #33777
The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out...
Quote #30822
Tell me your friends, and I’ll tell you who you are.
Quote #2495
A billion here, a billion there – pretty soon it adds up to real...
Quote #7887
Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.
Quote #11903
If you fear change, leave it here.
Quote #28189
I don’t pretend to have all the answers. I don’t pretend to even know...