Quote #14518
If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
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There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist- the taxidermist leaves...
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My mind to me a kingdom is, Such present joys therein I find, That...
Quote #30791
Scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours.
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You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when...
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I have enjoyed greatly the second bloomingsuddenly you find – at the age of...
Quote #9770
Why should I do anything for posterity? What has posterity ever done for me?
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Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that...
Quote #2628
California: The west coast of Iowa.
Quote #5448
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.