Quote #24008
Charlie You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it’s called F-You. It’s...
Quote #2516
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death.
Quote #33981
History is philosophy teaching by example, and also warning its two eyes are geography...
Quote #348
The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year — everything from kings, queens,...
Quote #30157
Pride would be a lot easier to swallow if it didn’t taste so bad.
Quote #28052
Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
Quote #2106
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact they do so.
Quote #16191
Replying to the tributes paid to him at a testimonial dinner, Herbert Bayard Swope...
Quote #22064
Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the self-same well from which your laughter...
Quote #4289
If you would be pungent, be brief; for it is with words as with...