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It’s not the having, its the getting.
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An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard one...
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Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
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That man can destroy life is just as miraculous a feat as that he...
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The perfect man uses his mind as a mirror. It grasps nothing. It regrets...
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With malice toward none, with charity for all, …let us strive on to finish...