Quote #6754
One thing you will probably remember well is any time you forgive and forget.
Quote #952
Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
Quote #28250
If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
Quote #32086
We are, perhaps, uniquely among the earth’s creatures, the worrying animal. We worry away...
Quote #20222
God creates men, but they choose each other.
Quote #28330
If you’re a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it’s...
Quote #2179
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you find it.
Quote #10443
The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for...
Quote #20486
In what concerns you much, do not think that you have companions know that...
Quote #28171
If you’re a boxing referee, it’s probably illegal to wear a bow tie that...