Quote #418
Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
Quote #3184
It is often pleasant to stone a martyr, no matter how much we admire...
Quote #24404
Death is the only inescapable, unavoidable, sure thing. We are sentenced to die the...
Quote #26595
It is better to be making the news than taking it to be an...
Quote #8610
I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty...
Quote #10010
Love is the big booming beat which covers up the noise of hate.
Quote #19349
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf...
Quote #2056
So little time, so little to do.
Quote #18934
There are three kinds of lies lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Quote #27693
We have the power to do any damn fool thing we want to do,...