Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #19320
The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow,...
Quote #28196
One thing about my Aunt Nadie She was gruff on the outside, but if...
Quote #12250
You either have to be first, best or different.
Quote #26644
Why not upset the apple cart If you don’t, the apples will rot anyway.
Quote #11655
There are laws for everything except the harm families do.
Quote #7340
There is danger in both belief and unbelief.
Quote #6049
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
Quote #26575
The surest road to health, say what they will, Is never to suppose we...
Quote #15563
The man who never alters his opinions is like standing water, and breeds reptiles...