Quote #34893
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
Quote #2172
The less government we have the better.
Quote #11283
All would live long, but none would be old.
Quote #473
Family dinners are more often than not an ordeal of nervous indigestion, preceded by...
Quote #30960
Eating and scratching want but a beginning.
Quote #15144
People are changed, not by coercion or intimidation, but by example.
Quote #27985
Having the world’s best idea will do you no good unless you act on...
Quote #22109
Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is an absurd one.
Quote #16469
To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Quote #9828
Winter lies too long in country towns; hangs on until it is stale and...