Quote #23009
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I’ll forgive Thy great big...
Quote #12122
Alas! While the speculative honourable professor explains the entire existence has he in distraction...
Quote #7550
Experience teaches only the teachable.
Quote #14018
Only learn to seize good fortune, for good fortune is always here.
Quote #10933
The resounding echo of the mortal coil, echoes in the ears of those who...
Quote #20884
When griping grief the heart doth wound, and doleful dumps the mind opresses, then...
Quote #15021
Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Quote #22740
Drunkenness is temporary suicide.
Quote #34906
There’s nothing sooner dry than women’s tears.
Quote #20560
Nothing lasts forever–not even your troubles.