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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
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I am acutely aware that you have not elected me as your president by...
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There is no witness so dreadful, no accuser so terrible as the conscience that...
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Millions of words are written annually purporting to tell how to beat the races,...
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Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor for a subject...
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A rich man without charity is a rogue; and perhaps it would be no...
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An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and...
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Justice is incidental to law and order.
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The evil implanted in man by nature spreads so imperceptibly, when the habit of...
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Despise the enemy strategically, but take him seriously tactically.