Quote #21579
There’s no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can’t do...
Quote #13521
If you believe everything you read, better not read.
Quote #6667
Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year.
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Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he...
Quote #17657
Life can only be understood backwards but it must be lived forwards.
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I take the view, and always have, that if you cannot say what you...
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Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
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The love of our neighbor in all its fullness simply means being able to...
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Be sincere; be brief; be seated.
Quote #1163
Nothing recedes like success.