Quote #14504
The Army has carried the American … ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only...
Quote #26306
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #16332
The biggest shortage of all is the shortage of common sense.
Quote #19515
Well, youth is the period of assumed personalities and disguises. It is the time...
Quote #3418
Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
Quote #14243
He who ceases to learn cannot adequately teach.
Quote #14190
Mediocrity does not see higher than itself. But talent instantly recognizes the genius.
Quote #33860
MTV is the lava lamp of the 1980′s.
Quote #6908
Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.
Quote #32670
Le sens commun n’est pas si commun (Common sense is not so common)