Quote #4391
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master,At which the audience never fail...
Quote #34440
There is no witness so dreadful, no accuser so terrible as the conscience that...
Quote #23394
A lie told often enough becomes truth.
Quote #21941
Usenet is like Tetris for people who still know how to read.
Quote #20141
God doesn’t require us to succeed he only requires that you try.
Quote #31934
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven’t got the guts...
Quote #28254
I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while...
Quote #5087
He who lets the world, or his own portion of it, choose his plan...
Quote #17973
Hope is a waking dream.
Quote #13354
I was working in a parking lot, which is a great place to learn...