Quote #26184
Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word,...
Quote #18136
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
Quote #6063
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject...
Quote #2641
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
Quote #17216
There is no such thing as a little country. The greatness of a people...
Quote #27624
I have long considered it one of God’s greatest mercies that the future is...
Quote #28195
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
Quote #34005
My father used to say, ‘Let them see you and not the suit. That...
Quote #2615
Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.