Quote #7342
The secret of all success is to know how to deny yourself. Prove that...
Quote #11376
Comedy is tragedy plus time.
Quote #10690
Daylight, in my mind, the night faded.
Quote #11124
Civilizations die from suicide, not by murder.
Quote #3146
Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other...
Quote #1569
Though it sounds absurd, it is true to say I felt younger at sixty...
Quote #3884
Never try to tell everything you know. It may take too short a time.
Quote #10533
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never...
Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #26995
I was thought to be ‘stuck up.’ I wasn’t. I was just sure of...