Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #560
Whatever else can be said about sex, it cannot be called a dignified performance.
Quote #30004
Stop asking yourself questions that have no meaning. Or if they have, you’ll find...
Quote #27000
I’ll play it first and tell you what it is later.
Quote #21983
Assumptions allow the best in life to pass you by.
Quote #12771
Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing...
Quote #32943
Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and...
Quote #6610
Only a scientific people can survive in a scientific future.
Quote #21072
But words came halting forth, wanting Inventions stayInvention, Natures child, fled step-dame Studys blows…Biting...
Quote #3581
Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web...