Quote #12910
Life may change, but it may fly not; Hope may vanish, but can die...
Quote #30302
All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it
Quote #17836
The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much if he is...
Quote #11957
A special Providence protects fools, drunkards, small children and the United States of America.
Quote #22113
The way to become boring is to say everything.
Quote #10793
An election is coming. Universal peace is declared and the foxes have sincere interest...
Quote #28544
Reason is the substance of the universe. The design of the world is absolutely...
Quote #7100
Keen at the start, but careless at the end.
Quote #716
A slipping gear in your M203 grenade launcher can cause it to fire when...
Quote #28334
I’m just guessing, but probably one of the early signs that your radarscope is...