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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It...
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Yer beautiful in yer wrath! I shall keep you, and in responding to my...
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Forward, as occasion offers. Never look round to see whether any shall note it…....
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Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He...
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The reserve of modern assertions is sometimes pushed to extremes, in which the fear...
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The name of peace is sweet, and the thing itself is beneficial, but there...
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1. At the rise of the hand of the policeman, stop rapidly. Do not...
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The best effect of fine persons is felt after we have left their presence.
Quote #2814
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Quote #31284
If you can’t be funny, be interesting.