Quote #653
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Quote #11826
Democracy is 51% of the people taking away the rights of the other 49%.
Quote #8542
If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not you should kiss...
Quote #21555
Don’t take life seriously because you can’t come out of it alive.
Quote #34808
Gratitude is our most direct line to God and the angels. The more we...
Quote #15420
The game of life is not so much in holding a good hand as...
Quote #21989
Linus Apparently, he’s got a record longer than my… well, it’s long.
Quote #15847
If someone offers to furnish a sure test, ask what the test was which...
Quote #17370
Whoever, in middle age, attempts to realize the wishes and hopes of his early...
Quote #32
Life is just one damned thing after another.