Quote #1104
The biggest things are always the easiest to do because there is no competition.
Quote #14331
War is much too serious a matter to be entrusted to the military.
Quote #1602
I begin to think, that a calm is not desirable in any situation in...
Quote #18281
Why dost thou gaze upon the sky O that I were yon spangled sphere...
Quote #7806
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #4891
When he is best, he is a little worse than a man; and when...
Quote #8911
A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
Quote #6065
When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
Quote #6212
Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot...