Quote #30042
Pointing out the comic elements of a situation can bring a sense of proportion...
Quote #30541
Thus, in a real sense, I am constantly writing autobiography, but I have to...
Quote #18121
Great wits are sure to madness near allied And thin partitions do their bounds...
Quote #20514
Never contend with a man who has nothing to lose.
Quote #2491
The fickleness of the women whom I love is only equalled by the infernal...
Quote #19582
The Way of Heaven does not compete, And yet it skillfully achieves victory. It...
Quote #2546
A married man with a family will do anything for money.
Quote #29616
You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
Quote #16983
Conversation is an art in which a man has all mankind for his competitors,...
Quote #1848
A critic is a gong at a railroad crossing clanging loudly and vainly as...