Quote #6797
It was beautiful and simple, as truly great swindles are.
Quote #32737
I can’t complain, but sometimes I still do.
Quote #30020
Only cat lovers know the luxury of fur-coated, musical hot water bottles that never...
Quote #3562
The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a...
Quote #21249
I know of no more disagreeable situation than to be left feeling generally angry...
Quote #25277
Why grab possessions like thieves, or divide them like socialists, when you can ignore...
Quote #2992
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
Quote #17772
Behold, the fool saith, Put not all thine eggs in the one basket, —...
Quote #6039
Make your life a mission – not an intermission.
Quote #17269
We hand folks over to God’s mercy, and show none ourselves.