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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Do not hover always on the surface of things, nor take up suddenly, with...
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No one would talk much in society, if he knew how often he misunderstood...
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The greatest mistake a man can make is to be afraid of making one.
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Her virtue was that she said what she thought, her vice that what she...
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The past is the tomorrow that got away.
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McCovey swings and misses, and its fouled back
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Most of us would like to be smarter than we are, stronger than we...
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The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen...
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If you want to see the true measure of a man, watch how he...